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Žostko · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 17:25 Prispevkov: 783

Molidar, potvoril si moj citat, opraviči se!!! Citiranega nisem nikoli napisal. Glede na to da si v stiku z 333, lahko citiraš njega, za vsakdnevno rabo, pa lahko vidijo vsi forumaši, da si citat potvoril.

molitev · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 01:01 Naslov sporočila:

cr · pipika Pridružen/-a: 17.08. 2007, 22:25 Prispevkov: 3305

Govori Bog (malce prirejeno po Mooru).

Glejte pravzaprav me sploh ne briga, kaj verjamete ali ne verjamete. Tudi nočem, da v mojem imenu postavljate cerkve. Raje potrošite ta denar za tiste, ki so lačni. Tudi me ne briga s kom in kako seksate dokler je vse v soglasju. Ravno tako ne verjemite nekim prerokom, ki se oblačijo v kikle in trdijo da govorijo v mojem imenu ter zbirajo denar v mojem imenu. Pizda bom že sam spregovoril, če se mi bo zahotelo, da krepim svoje retorične sposobnosti.

RAvno tako si ne delajte utvar o nekih izbranih ljudstvih in krščanskih civilizacijah. Mislite da toliko kitajcev ustvarim, ker mi niso všeč in da sem Izraelcem nastavil Palestince ker jih ljubim?

Pizda pa še klimat ste zajebali s temi kurčevimi CO2 izpusti. A mislite, da je zemlja edina stvar s katero se ukvarjam?

Nekoč sem vam poslal svojega sina, pa ste napravili pizdarijo, ki traja še danes. Še dandanes se grdo gledava z njim zaradi tega. Ni mi do tega da bi sam hodil delat red, ker ni prav nič fletno kadar se pojavim.

Pa še nekaj vam povem: včasih se tudi zakalkuliram. Še zdaj ne vem, kako se mi je zgodil tisti tsunami, pa sem hotel samo malce tektonske plošče poravnati. Tip ki ga poznate pod imenom Božidar (Acko) se mi je naprimer čisto sfižil. Moral bi postati geolog, pa je se je tip odločil da bo raje filozofa / teologa po forumih izigraval. Kurčeva svobodna volja. Da pa o tistem hitlerjugend mladeniču, ki so ga možje v krilih izbrali za papeža niti ne govorim. Moral bi postati poštar na Bavarskem pa se je pojavil tisti zmešani Hitler in zafukal cel tok zgodovine. Ko sem popravljal situacijo se je nekako izmuznil in postal teolog. Vsega v galaksijah pač ne morem kontrolirati.

Tudi nočem, da kdorkoli moli k meni in da gradite cerkve v mojem imenu. To lahko počnete pred spanjem, seksom....meni pravzaprav dol visi če to počnete ali ne.

Embrij je embrij in fetus je fetus. Tako sem si zamislil. Šele ko se rodi je človeško bitje. Z ljudmi je itak že dovolj težav, nobene potrebe ni da bi se rojevalo preveč novih.

Tudi nisem izumil kreacionizma in ga ne podpiram. Ta zamisel je popolnoma privlečena za lase, tako kot brezalkoholno pivo in brezkofeinska kafa. N glede na to, kaj v mojem imenu trdijo neandertalci sem pristaš teorije evolucije.

In še moja enajsta božja zapoved: svojo vero obdrži zase, prekleto!
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Žostko · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 17:25 Prispevkov: 783

Žostko · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 17:25 Prispevkov: 783

Molidar, zahtevam, da poiščeš moj potvorjeni citat, kjer sem povedal, da je Jezus mrtev kot skala. Povedal sem marsikaj, da je Jezus velik človek, ki je umrl za nič, da so iz njegove smrti naredili bajko, da so potorili njegovo vstajenje, da je mrtev kot tvoj stric, ki je pil, nikoli pa da je mrtev kot kamen. Zahtevam, da se opravičiš, ker potvarjaš moje citate, če tega ne storiš, boš dobil milo za žajfo.

molitev · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 01:10 Naslov sporočila:

Žostko · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 17:25 Prispevkov: 783

Ne, ne moreš najti mojega citata in ne moreš se sklicevati na tiskarskega škrata. Opravičilo za namerno potvorbo je sprejeto.

Gregi · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 09:36 Naslov sporočila:

matiček mate · pipika Pridružen/-a: 17.08. 2007, 22:19 Prispevkov: 2397

Prior · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 21:19 Prispevkov: 783

Tudi jaz v tej temi nisem opaizl, da bi žostko v angleščini rekel da je jezus kot kamen.

Tako, da se strinjam z njim in je citat umetno ustvarjen ter potvarjen z namenom diskretirati in podtikati laži nedolžnemu Žostku.

Aja, pa strinjam se z idejo, da bi bilo bolje, če bi molitev pisal blog, ker tu na forumu se obnaša kot da je kralj tega sveta, kar ne drži. Tako razmišljanje je zastarelo in vredno točno NIČ, NULA, ZERO, 0.

in CR ima čisto prav s tem prirejenim moorovim tekstom o Bogu. Ta bog bi bil za mene čisto dober, ker ga boli kurac za vse in ga ne zanimajo naši problemi. Pa tudi, ker zagovarja evolucijsko teorijo, saj je čisto potrjena in ni nobena izmišljotina za razliko od kreacionizma.

pixie · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 13:11 Naslov sporočila:

pipika · pipika Pridružen/-a: 17.08. 2007, 16:55 Prispevkov: 1962

pixie · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 13:20 Naslov sporočila:

juhu najdla Mr. Green

I received this in an email...it just about says it all...

NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.

"Look, I don't know, maybe I haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again," said the Lord, His divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the site of the fallen Twin Towers. "Somehow, people keep coming up with the idea that I want them to kill their neighbor. Well, I don't. And to be honest, I'm really getting sick and tired of it. Get it straight. Not only do I not want anybody to kill anyone, but I specifically commanded you not to, in really simple terms that anybody ought to be able to understand."

Worshipped by Christians, Jews, and Muslims alike, God said His name has been invoked countless times over the centuries as a reason to kill in what He called "an unending cycle of violence."

"I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a person tells you it's My will that they kill someone, they're wrong. Got it? I don't care what religion you are, or who you think your enemy is, here it is one more time: No killing, in My name or anyone else's, ever again."

The press conference came as a surprise to humankind, as God rarely intervenes in earthly affairs. As a matter of longstanding policy, He has traditionally left the task of interpreting His message and divine will to clerics, rabbis, priests, imams, and Biblical scholars. Theologians and laymen alike have been given the task of pondering His ineffable mysteries, deciding for themselves what to do as a matter of faith. His decision to manifest on the material plane was motivated by the deep sense of shock, outrage, and sorrow He felt over the Sept. 11 violence carried out in His name, and over its dire potential ramifications around the globe.

"I tried to put it in the simplest possible terms for you people, so you'd get it straight, because I thought it was pretty important," said God, called Yahweh and Allah respectively in the Judaic and Muslim traditions. "I guess I figured I'd left no real room for confusion after putting it in a four-word sentence with one-syllable words, on the tablets I gave to Moses. How much more clear can I get?"

"But somehow, it all gets twisted around and, next thing you know, somebody's spouting off some nonsense about, 'God says I have to kill this guy, God wants me to kill that guy, it's God's will,'" God continued. "It's not God's will, all right? News flash: 'God's will' equals 'Don't murder people.'"

Worse yet, many of the worst violators claim that their actions are justified by passages in the Bible, Torah, and Qur'an.
"To be honest, there's some contradictory stuff in there, okay?" God said. "So I can see how it could be pretty misleading. I admit it—My bad. I did My best to inspire them, but a lot of imperfect human agents have misinterpreted My message over the millennia. Frankly, much of the material that got in there is dogmatic, doctrinal bullshit. I turn My head for a second and, suddenly, all this stuff about homosexuality gets into Leviticus, and everybody thinks it's God's will to kill gays. It absolutely drives Me up the wall."

God praised the overwhelming majority of His Muslim followers as "wonderful, pious people," calling the perpetrators of the Sept. 11 attacks rare exceptions.

"This whole medieval concept of the jihad, or holy war, had all but vanished from the Muslim world in, like, the 10th century, and with good reason," God said. "There's no such thing as a holy war, only unholy ones. The vast majority of Muslims in this world reject the murderous actions of these radical extremists, just like the vast majority of Christians in America are pissed off over those two bigots on The 700 Club."

Continued God, "Read the book: 'Allah is kind, Allah is beautiful, Allah is merciful.' It goes on and on that way, page after page. But, no, some assholes have to come along and revive this stupid holy-war crap just to further their own hateful agenda. So now, everybody thinks Muslims are all murderous barbarians. Thanks, Taliban: 1,000 years of pan-Islamic cultural progress down the drain."

God stressed that His remarks were not directed exclusively at Islamic extremists, but rather at anyone whose ideological zealotry overrides his or her ability to comprehend the core message of all world religions.

"I don't care what faith you are, everybody's been making this same mistake since the dawn of time," God said. "The Muslims massacre the Hindus, the Hindus massacre the Muslims. The Buddhists, everybody massacres the Buddhists. The Jews, don't even get me started on the hardline, right-wing, Meir Kahane-loving Israeli nationalists, man. And the Christians? You people believe in a Messiah who says, 'Turn the other cheek,' but you've been killing everybody you can get your hands on since the Crusades."

Growing increasingly wrathful, God continued: "Can't you people see? What are you, morons? There are a ton of different religious traditions out there, and different cultures worship Me in different ways. But the basic message is always the same: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Shintoism... every religious belief system under the sun, they all say you're supposed to love your neighbors, folks! It's not that hard a concept to grasp."

"Why would you think I'd want anything else? Humans don't need religion or God as an excuse to kill each other—you've been doing that without any help from Me since you were freaking apes!" God said. "The whole point of believing in God is to have a higher standard of behavior. How obvious can you get?"

"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"

Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.
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Žostko · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 17:25 Prispevkov: 783

Prior · pipika Pridružen/-a: 29.05. 2008, 21:19 Prispevkov: 783

Dobro povedano pipika, raznih sličic ne smemo tolerirat. S tem, ko jih ne bo več, tudi jaz ne bom v protinapad lepil Jesus LOL.

Klin se s klinom zabija

kalija · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 14:27 Naslov sporočila:

Gregi · Objavljeno: Ponedeljek 09 Feb 2009 14:35 Naslov sporočila:

Tudi sam nisem za to, da bi se "molitvenika" omejevalo pri njegovih eskapadah.... kar pa seveda ne pomeni, da ga ne bi smel povabiti k razmisleku ali se mu zdi prostor, kamor piše svoje verske akrobacije.... primeren?!
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