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ker je kokošje življene še posebej nagnjeno k nepredvidljivostim v življenju ... vam mogoče ta odbiti horoskop poda nov uvid v dnevno situacijo.

čitajte pazljivo upyeah

pixie

kokošji horoskop za danes, 20 kokošji dan 8 meseca v kokošjem letu 2007

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to skip. In fact, skipping is good exercise, and I'm certain that if you just get a few friends to go along with you, you can start a cultural movement of just as much importance as running and walking. The main problem, of course, is to figure out what sort of "skipping" shoe Nike is going to come out with.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will meet someone who you haven't seen in a long time, and will barely recognize them. At least not without the spiked collar and the whip.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Good day to wear tropical fruit on your head.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will read an oevre in a new genre. Actually, it will be an X-Men(tm) comic book, but you've never been one of those stuffy people who are unwilling to try new things.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to make sure you are prepared for a big earthquake. Get bottled water, a first-aid kit, canned food, flashlights, transistor radio, sturdy hiking boots, and a feather boa.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make a call from a pay-phone in a busy place, and say (in a loud voice) "You dumped the body WHERE?."

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You'll get one of those pieces of toast today with a really big hole in it, and the jam will squish out the bottom. That's it though, for today's excitement.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Beware of giant squids today. Other than that, a good day for a nice walk along the beach.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Remember: Unexpressed feelings don't die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don't hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won't have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Excellent day to shuffle your feet. Remember: it's OK to shuffle your feet or to shuffle your cards, but you should never shuffle your nose.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Excellent day to study entomology -- particularly the order hymenoptera. Be prepared to leap about, howling and whacking your trouser legs.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will discover a new "5th law" of Thermodynamics. The first law says "you can't win." The second law says "you can't break even." The 5th law, however, says "never draw to an inside straight."

pixie

kokošji horoskop za danes, 21 kokošji dan 8 meseca v kokošjem letu 2007

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
This week will find you explaining gender roles to the clueless. For example, men MUST continue to channel surf on the TV, no matter how interesting the show is that they stumble onto. Women must watch what shows up on the channel they're watching, no matter how boring it is. It's just how these things are done. Women commit and regret it. Men don't commit and regret it. It's in our genes. Some kind of adenine/guanine/trampoline chemical thingie.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will discover a large deposit of gold, when you're out on a stroll. Unfortunately, wealth will not make you happy.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Good day to focus on simplicity and order. For a simple dinner, for example, order pizza. See how easy that is?

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will go on a boat ride, and a deranged bunny will swim towards you in a threatening manner. Unfortunately, this episode will be caught on videotape by a tourist, and your dreams of a political career will be forever dashed.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Not a good time to put all your eggs in one basket. In fact, what's this sudden egg thing about, anyway? Perhaps you should see someone.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Ever had one of those times when you ask someone "What are the crunchy things in the oatmeal?" and they say "Crunchy things?" Soon, you will.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Good day to let sleeping dogs lie. After all, the poor things seem to be completely exhausted, most of the time. My dog, Maggie, is asleep right now (after a good night's sleep, and a nice morning nap, followed by a good snooze). It's a tough life, but someone's got to do it.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Excellent time to show the world that plaid and stripes do too mix. (Tip #12 of Arnold Pinknobble's "How To Get Noticed.")

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach "Mo's Leather Emporium." Don't take it lightly.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Squid day, again. Try to make the most of it. Perhaps you could go around with a bucket of squid, and give one to each of your neighbors? Chances are you don't know them as well as you should, and this will make sure nobody feels guilty about that in the future.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will invent a modernized version of the ancient game of horseshoe throwing. You will call it "hubcaps." This will have several advantages over the older game, not least of which is that a car doesn't kick the crap out of you when you try to steal its hubcaps.

Roman · pipika Pridružen/-a: 19.08. 2007, 18:44 Prispevkov: 667

Bolj bi mi bilo všeč, če bi kokoskop sama sestavljala, za tistega na internetu pa navedla le povezavo.

pixie · Objavljeno: Sreda 05 Sep 2007 20:14 Naslov sporočila:

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