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 Objavljeno: Četrtek 21 Feb 2008 14:23 Naslov sporočila: Fidel ali Zakaj ljubim Uncyclopedio |
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HAVANA, Cuba - Nearly two years after his death, Cuban leader Fidel Castro finally admitted on Tuesday that he is no longer alive. "I was in a state of denial for a long time," he confessed, "but it's time for me to face up to reality." Castro made the revelation to top government officials during his nightly 3 A.M. haunting of the presidential palace. Ordinary Cubans welcomed the news that their leader would finally be at peace, but many admitted they would miss his revolutionary presence in their midst.
Dying from a botched abdominal surgery in July of 2006, the elderly dictator initially refused to enter the afterlife. After quickly realizing that he could not govern with just a spirit and no body, he "temporarily" ceded power to his younger brother Raul, but his ghostly presence still exerted much influence over the island's politics. But now that era is coming to an end: Castro vowed to finally let his spirit depart this world after a month-long transition period. Mourners gathered at Castro's gravesite on the outskirts of Havana to mark the occasion and pay their last respects to the long-dead leader.
Castro revealed that initially he planned to stick around until after the end of Bush's presidency in order to humiliate the U.S. President, but after learning that his own approval ratings were now higher than Bush's, Fidel said that "it was embarrassing enough for America." The White House reacted with glee to Castro's announcement, and further vowed that the United States will do everything it can to ensure the dictator's soul will enter hell. Spokesperson Dana Perino said that "the least the Cuban people deserve is for their oppressor to be punished for eternity. We've already contacted the Pope to intercede with God to make that happen." She refused to comment on whether the Bush administration would support Castro getting waterboarded in hell.
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