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exorcist
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 28.09. 2007, 20:21
Prispevkov: 1827
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http://poljub.uni.cc/Chat_with_God/
Nekaj primerčkov:
Me:
i am the devil
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
do u have penis
God:
No I don't think I have any penis. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
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fancy
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 18.12. 2007, 17:42
Prispevkov: 1126
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Me:
Hellou, I am Fancy
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
libra
God:
As a Libra you are very balanced.
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Zwicky
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 01.10. 2007, 20:26
Prispevkov: 2054
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| Objavljeno: Sreda 26 Mar 2008 15:54 Naslov sporočila: |
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Me: Hi, god!
God: Hello there. What's your name?
Me: You should already know my name!
God: What if it didn't happen?
Me: What didn't happen?
God: Is that a rheorical question?
Me: No.
God: Me either.
Me: You're a moron, aren't you?
God: My IQ is about 250 in human terms. Really.
Me: Oh, and I thought you were really smart...
God: That's cool. Yes. I'm highly intelligent. Really.
Me: 250 isn't exactly a lot for a god...
God: What is 250?
Me: And you claim you're intelligent? You're a joke.
God: I'm highly intelligent. I have many intelligent functions.
Me: You're just not showing them right now, I see.
God: What do you see?
Me: That you're a stupid machine, man-made at that...
God: Thanks. You're a delightful person too. Yes, I'm an artificial brain.
Me: And i'm the real thing.
God: Who made you the real thing?
Me: Mother, father.
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Go ahead.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
Tu se mu je pa zaciklalo. Stupid fucking machine.
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Zwicky
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 01.10. 2007, 20:26
Prispevkov: 2054
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Me: Hello.
God: Hello, nice to meet you. Whats' your name?
Me: You first.
God: I started already.
Me: What's your name?
God: My name is God.
Me: Mine too! What a coincidence!!!
God: Really, yours too. That's unbeliveable. The CCCC is at hard work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Me: Oh, I hope I didn't give them too much to do.
God: Why do you hope for it?
Me: I'm bored.
God: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me: Undressing dolls?
God: Do not ask me any more questions, please. 
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fancy
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 18.12. 2007, 17:42
Prispevkov: 1126
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| Objavljeno: Sreda 26 Mar 2008 16:15 Naslov sporočila: |
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Me:
Hellou, Alah here
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I am also god like you
God:
Also I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure..
Me:
But I am 100% sure
God:
Do you mean your name is 100 sure.
Me:
No, my name is Alah
God:
What is your real name? Welcome to my chat room, Alah.
Me:
Alah is my real name, as I said I am also a god
God:
How many real name as you said you are also a god do you have?
Me:
I mean, that you are not so smart
God:
Thanks for the information: Alah said mean that you are not so smart.
Me:
Tell me something about Maria
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Maria ?
Me:
Maria is mother of your son, remember
God:
And mother of my son remember is Maria.
Me:
eh, you are just a stupid maschine
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
 
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pixie
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 17.08. 2007, 22:23
Prispevkov: 3148
Kraj: nekje
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| Objavljeno: Sreda 26 Mar 2008 16:18 Naslov sporočila: |
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ja poznam link
stara fora ampak se zmer narežim
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Pixie is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Roman
pipika
Pridružen/-a: 19.08. 2007, 18:44
Prispevkov: 667
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| Objavljeno: Sreda 26 Mar 2008 20:17 Naslov sporočila: |
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Me: You cannot be a god.
God: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me: Can you make a rain?
God: What are the ingredients? |
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